Fill a highball glass to the top with ice cubes
Pour in 0.5 oz of lemon juice, 0.75 oz of triple sec liqueur, 0.75 oz of coffee liqueur, 0.75 oz of vodka, 0.75 oz of gin, 0.75 oz of silver tequila and 0.75 oz of white rum
Top up with cola and stir gently